tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-128659482012-01-18T12:02:12.325-08:00KASI MPYA NGUVU MPYA NA ARI MPYAchemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.comBlogger791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-20102040098718413472011-11-29T00:31:00.000-08:002011-11-29T00:43:01.531-08:00“POSHO SI DHAMBI , DHAMBI NI POSHO INAPOKOSA UTU” - LEMANimetafakari sana niliposoma kwenye magazeti kuwa sisi wabunge tumeongezewa posho bila hata sisi kufahamu jambo hilo .Na kila mtu ametoa maoni mbali mbali juu ya jambo hili , ni kweli ni msimamo wa chama chetu (Chadema) kupinga posho mbali mbali zisizokuwa na tija na tulikubaliana hivyo kwenye vikao vya Chama Chetu vya Wabunge na kupinga mfumo wa posho uliopo kwa sasa ni msingi sahihi wa Chama chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-21734509690135805452011-11-24T03:25:00.000-08:002011-11-24T03:55:11.332-08:00AJALI MBAYA YA LORI DAR ES SALAAMSIMANZI na majonzi jana vilitawala eneo la River Side, Dar es Salaam baada ya ajali mbaya iliyohusisha lori la mafuta na magari mengine madogo saba kusababisha vifo vya wawili papo hapo na wengine wanne kujeruhiwa vibaya. Kamanda wa Polisi Mkoa wa Kinondoni, Charles Kenyela alisema ajali hiyo ilitokea majira ya saa saba mchana na kwamba maiti na majeruhi wote walipelekwa Hospitali ya Wilaya ya chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-5900193144850905162011-11-24T03:10:00.001-08:002011-11-24T03:13:10.042-08:00Tume ya katiba sio chombo cha serikali-ShivjiTANZANIA ipo katika vuguvugu la katiba mpya ambalo wiki iliyopita lilichukua sura mpya baada ya matakwa ya asasi za kiraia, wabunge wa vyama vya upinzani na wananchi kwa upande mwingine kupitia asasi za kiraia kupuuuzwa na serikali hivyo kuusoma muswada wa sheria ya mabadiliko ya katiba kwa mara ya pili kinyume na ilivyotakiwa.Wanaharakati, upinzani na asasi za kiraia walikuwa na hoja ya kutaka chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-83064301827178050002011-11-24T03:10:00.000-08:002011-11-24T03:10:20.762-08:00TeluuDailies: Himalayan viagraTeluuDailies: Himalayan viagrachemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-8128985997387311512011-02-23T03:05:00.000-08:002011-02-23T03:06:53.999-08:00Silly Harry...........Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe,akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimamakitandani."Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani kwangu?""mimi ni mtakatifu Petro na hapa si kitandani kwako bali ni mbinguni""Ina maana nimekufa? Mbona mimi bado kijana? Naomba unirudishe duniani.""Inawezekana, lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu, labda nikurudishe chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-45541355751946374562010-05-07T06:54:00.000-07:002010-05-07T06:56:59.136-07:00Mhadhiri Bakari Mohammed wa Mzumbe University amjibu JK kisayansi!HOTUBA YA RAIS KIKWETE INA UPUNGUFU WA KISAYANSI * Alitumia jazba, vitisho na kebehi * Takwimu alizopewa ni “ghushi” * Hakujibu madai mengine ya TUCTA Kwa kuwa mantiki ni mtiririko wa hoja zilizopangwa ili kujenga hoja yenye kukubalika; na kwa kuwa sayansi ni elimu inayotokana na uchunguzi, majaribio, vipimo na kuthibitishwa kwa muda uliopo; kwa hiyo basi, hotuba nzuri ni chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-12639927225978773442010-03-24T03:44:00.000-07:002010-03-24T03:45:58.548-07:00• Akabiliana na shinikizo kutoka Kigoma, GeitaUAMUZI wa Mbunge wa Kigoma Kaskazini, Zitto Kabwe, kutangaza azma yake ya kufanya kile alichokiita utafiti wa kujua ni jimbo gani agombee kati ya matano aliyoyaainisha unaonekana kumuweka katika mazingira magumu kisiasa; Tanzania Daima limebaini.Majimbo hayo matano ambayo tayari yanaonekana kuanza kumgonganisha kichwa Zitto kwa upande mmoja na viongozi na wanachama wa kawaida wa Chama cha chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-29604336487922998652009-11-17T23:09:00.001-08:002009-11-17T23:09:24.765-08:00Education Is Taken For Granted In US...Education Is Taken For Granted In US...Posted using ShareThischemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-19297840114949428642009-06-22T08:33:00.000-07:002009-06-22T08:37:56.261-07:00PIGO KUBWA KATIKA MUZIKI WA TAARABUMwimbaji wa siku nyingi wa muziki wa Taarab aliyewahi kutamba na kundi la muungano lililokuwa likiongozwa na Mchezea nyoka maarufu Norbert Chenga Nasma Khamis "Kidogo" amefariki dunia leo kwenye Hospitali ya Temeke alikokuwa amelazwa kutokana na kuugua Maralia Baba mdogo wa Marehemu ambaye amejitambulisha kwa jina la Mzee Kaniki akizungumza na vyombo vya habari nyumbani kwake Kinondoni Sharif chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-22197609868636311372009-06-18T23:55:00.001-07:002009-06-19T00:00:05.039-07:00Anayetuhumiwa kumiliki mtandao wa zeutamu adakwaPolisi wa Tanzania kwa kushirikiana na Polisi wa Kimataifa (Interpol),wamefanikiwa kumshika Raia mmoja wa Uingereza ambaye ana asili ya Tanzania Ndg Malecela Peter Lusinde (pichani) mwenye umri wa miaka 39 na kutuhumiwa kwa kuundesha mtandao wa Ze Utamu.Ndugu Malecela ambaye anajulikana pia kwa jina la "Male" ni Mtaalamu wa kompyuta na ana uwezo wa kuzungumza na kuandika Kiingereza,kiswahili na chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-2259601340816039412009-06-13T02:45:00.000-07:002009-06-13T02:53:39.326-07:00Colonel Moammar GadaffiOne of them likes to call himself an "emancipator of women". The other likes women to call him "papi". So when two of the world's most flamboyant and eccentric politicians -- the Libyan leader, Colonel Moammar Gadaffi, and Italy's prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi -- met on Wednesday in Rome, women figured large. The Libyan leader was accompanied by his all-female, 40-strong bodyguard squad, its chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-56318038526017041972009-06-13T02:24:00.000-07:002009-06-13T02:41:15.421-07:00UGONJWA GANI UNAOMSUMBUA MWANAHARAKATI HUYUNA HUYU NAYE NININI YUPO KAWAIDA KWELIchemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-33017058110797450102009-06-13T01:39:00.000-07:002009-06-13T02:18:07.400-07:00THE LOST YA KIBONGO aka MAISHA PLUSNILIPATA BAHATI YA KUKUTANA NA WALIOKUWA WASHIRIKI WA MCHEZO WA MAISHA PLUS ULIOKUWA UKIRUSHWA NA TELEVISION YA TAIFA HIVI KARIBUNI NA MSHINDI KUIBUKA BWANA ABDUL HAYUPO PICHANI, MSHIRIKI KUTOKA ZANZIBARchemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-79210440689736384772009-06-12T08:13:00.000-07:002009-06-12T09:13:05.573-07:00mdau afunga pingu za maishawedding cakeanitha akiweka sign mkataba wa maisha na denisweding dayakiwa na mpambe wakemaandalizi ya kitchen partyhayawi hayawi sasa yamekuwa mdau denis na mywife wake anitha wakimeremeta baada ya kula pingu za maisha.chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-14084659779799972842009-01-31T04:00:00.000-08:002009-01-31T04:19:58.064-08:00malalamiko ya wanazuoni idara ya sociologia UDSMKuna mambo mengi yanayoendelea katika elimu ya juu katika nchi yetu, kama wewe ni mwanadhuoni na hukuwahi kupatwa na msukosuko wa kupata suplimentary katika masomo yako nakupa hongera sana na itakuwa vigumu kuwaunga mkono baadhi ya hawa wanaolalamikia matokeo yao katika harakati za kujikwamuo katika elimu zao. kunamalalamiko mengi katika vyuo vyetu.kuna baadhi ya wahadhiri wanaamini kufelisha chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-11095531505713822002009-01-31T03:51:00.000-08:002009-01-31T03:59:31.122-08:00vyuo vikuu bora Afrika.Afrika kusini yaongoza kwa ubora wa vyuo vyakeThe InternetLab Ranking of 30 Top African Universities Rank University Country World Rank 1 University of Cape Town South Africa 398 2 Universiteit Stellenbosch South Africa 566 3 Universiteit van Pretoria - University of Pretoria South Africa 718 4 University of the Witwatersrand South Africa 720 5 Rhodes University South Africa 738 6 University of South Africa South chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-6410685380330071092009-01-27T07:37:00.000-08:002009-01-27T08:06:20.216-08:00Party kabambe yakuukaribisha mwezi mpya wa february2009 hiyo!chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-5629973055020509722009-01-24T05:43:00.000-08:002009-01-24T05:53:52.098-08:00UMEME UMEKATIKASINA BUDI KUFUNGA VIRAGO VYANGU NAKUONDOKA KATIKA KITI CHANGU BAADA YA UMEME KUKATIKA NA SASA NATUMIA CHARGE KIDOGO ILIYOBAKI KUWAAGA.LAKINI NINANI WA KULAUMIWA?KUKATIKAKATIKA KWAUMEME LIMEKUWA NIJAMBO LISILO LA AJABU SASA SIJUI NI KWETU TU MOROGORO AU NA MIKOA MINGINE MNAPATWA NA HADHIA HII. UMEME UNAKATWA KILA DAKIKA NA HAKUNAMAELEZO WANAYOTOA ILI NASISI WATUMIAJI TUWETUNAJUA NI MIDAGANI chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-18352669956997594062009-01-24T05:27:00.001-08:002009-01-24T05:41:41.619-08:00kumradhikutokana nasababu zisizokuwa ndani ya uwezo wangu nimekuwa nikikosekana katika kuendeleza libeneke la bloging, nimekuwa natatizo la log in kwenye blog yangu na hivyo kushindwa kufanya chochote, sijajua tatizo hili ni mimi pekeyangu ninalo au kuna ambaye lishamkuta ila hata hivi sasa imenibidi nitumie njia mbadala kuweza kuingia ndani ya nyumba yangu, inawezekana nimeingia kupitia dirishani hilo chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-45731459112946866712008-10-15T08:21:00.000-07:002008-10-15T08:41:41.371-07:00simon kitururu anitembelea morogoronimebahatika kukutana na katibu wa jumuwata bwana simon kitururu.chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-33617396104513403862008-10-15T08:14:00.000-07:002008-10-15T08:17:46.883-07:00mtihani wa hesabu uliovuja!Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!! 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-62757854717500145802008-01-24T06:36:00.001-08:002008-01-24T06:36:25.988-08:00Check out my Slide Show! chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-26367367624880308152008-01-24T06:11:00.000-08:002008-12-09T13:47:07.330-08:00Joseph Rweyemamu ajipatia mke(mshomile)changamoto zimeanza kunikabili haswa baada ya rafiki zangu wa karibu tulio cheza wote utotoni kuamua kuachana na ukapela,hii imenishtua nakunifanya kuanza kupanga mikakati na mitego mbalimbali ili na mimi nikitoka south africa2010 kwenye zile fainali niweze kujimuvuzishia, wadau nitaitaji michango yenu musinitosechemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-68069076151752442022007-12-28T02:41:00.000-08:002007-12-28T02:42:59.088-08:00before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can seeeverything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-15712945454889560602007-11-20T22:08:00.001-08:002007-11-20T22:10:42.449-08:00mdahalo wa familia unapozua mzozoSiku mtu na mkewe walikuwa wanabishana ni nani muogakuliko mwenziwe,mume anasema mke muoga na mke anasemamume muoga ndipo walipoamua kuwauliza watoto wao Baba =Naomba kuwauliza ni na nani kati ya mimi na mama yenu mwoga zaidi Mtoto 1=mama mwoga sababu anaogopa hata kutoka nje usiku wakati baba akiwa amesafiri Mtoto 2=Baba ndio muoga zaidi maana anaogopa kulala peke yake mama kama siku chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-90237111346476229052007-11-14T06:30:00.000-08:002007-11-14T06:32:09.002-08:001. Coca-Cola was originally green. ---------------------------------------------------------- 2 the most common name in the world is Mohammed. ---------------------------------------------------------- 3 . The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. ---------------------------------------------------------- 4 . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ---chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-79228123446009549952007-11-09T01:48:00.000-08:002007-11-09T01:50:23.548-08:00NI KWELI HIZI NDIO TABIA ZA WANAWAKE WA MAKABILA HAYA?CHAGGA WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance the whole night. You have to buy her credit, to organize for the second date. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance to the whole night. You exchange your expensive phone with her nokia. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She tells you she is chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-38991995016457912632007-11-07T06:54:00.000-08:002008-12-09T13:47:08.095-08:00Binadamu sasa tunatia kichefchefuReal disgusting news happened in Palpa , Nepal yesterday evening.Mother wants to eat meat and she cut her own child.Unfortunately she was caught before she cooked the child.habari hii inasikitisha na inaogopesha nitaiondoa hapa baada ya mudachemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-26628422882337435142007-10-31T01:47:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:08.228-08:00NILIKUWA KWENYE MAOMBOLEZOingawa sikuwashirikisha lakini sivibaya kama mkijuwa kwamba nilikuwa kwenye maombolezo ya rafiki yangu mpendwa na dada yangu kipenzi prisca Nkanyila aliye fariki kwa matatizo ya figo. ni kifo ambacho kimeniuma sana ukizingatia alikuwa bado mschana mdogo ambaye taifa lilikuwa likisubiria mchango wake.vilevile ni pigo kubwa kwa familia yake ukizingatia baba yake mzazi mzee nkanyila alifariki miezi chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-64459740300293085312007-09-28T07:49:00.000-07:002007-09-28T08:15:54.771-07:00bongo foruminawezekana umekuwa ukingojea hoja mbalimbali nzito ziihusuyo nchi yetu kwa kusubiri magazeti ya kuhabarishe, kama ujuavyo vyombo vya habari kama magazeti,radio na television vipo sana sana kwa kufanya biashara hivyo vimekuwa vikiangalia ni upande upi viegemee ili viweze kuuzika,vile vile kutokana na ushabiki wa baadhi ya wahandishi au itikadi zao za kisiasa vimekuwa vikitoa habari pasina uwazi chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-56128395519946537902007-09-25T08:51:00.001-07:002007-09-25T08:51:35.250-07:00Bobby Lashley vs John Cena part1chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-25484667226974073082007-09-18T03:44:00.001-07:002007-09-18T03:44:59.299-07:00did you know?pitia hapo ujue zaidichemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-22945688531004551052007-09-14T03:32:00.001-07:002007-09-14T04:41:13.940-07:00Nikiwa na baathi ya watendaji wenzangu chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-83624719946652211302007-09-10T08:57:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:09.107-08:00Wadau wa kitanzania wanaosaka nondo nchini Algeriahawa ni jamaa kutoka bongo waliopo algeria wakisaka nondo za udaktari wa binadamu. wanafurahia baada ya kutembelewa na waziri wa sayansi technologia na elimu ya juu Bwana peter msolwa hayupo pichani.mliopo ughaibuni utajiskiaje waziri wako wa nchi anapokuja kuwajulia hali ilihali mpo ugenini? bwana Egidio ingekuwa wewe ungejiskiaje kumwana waziriwako wa elimu anakutembelea chuoni apo india?chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com45tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-21735826442509601372007-09-07T07:39:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:09.758-08:00Bithaa kutoka Chinajamani kuna tetesi kuwa baadhi ya bithaa kutoka china zipo sokono kwa behi rahisi lakini inasemekana zina madhara kwa afya ya binadamu kitururu kaliongelea hili, Wito wangu kwa watanzania tushtuke kabla majanga haya ya kutengenezwa na wenzetu hayajatukutachemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-85693383133570299612007-09-03T07:14:00.000-07:002007-09-03T07:15:32.075-07:00ivi ni kweli huu ndio ugonjwa ulio muua dada amina?Ugonjwa huu mpya ambao aliugua Bi. Chifupa na uliosababisha mauti yake kwajina la kitaalamu hujulikana kama Uumbuajiasis Viongozitanzanialitis Hadharanium.Ugonjwa huu unatokana na kufuatilia mambo ya serikali na viongozi kwa karibu kiasi cha kutaka kuweka ubovu wao hadharani.Dalili kuu za ugonjwa huu ni hizi:1.Kupenda nchi zaidi kuliko chama2.Kuwa tayari kutetea mali ya Taifa na kuilinda mali chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-28456788486109074092007-08-20T08:40:00.000-07:002007-08-20T08:43:13.674-07:00NIMEPATA BONGE LA MCHONGO UMASKINI BYEBYEEEEFrom the desk of Dr Boniface Ambrose.Bill and Exchange manager in.foreign remittance department.Group bank of Africa .Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. Dear Friend. I am the manager of bill and exchange of the foreign remittance department,(B.O.A) bank of Africa Burkina Faso, Sir i am trusting this transaction to you buy faith and hope you will handle this business without betrayed me at the end when chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-66740361219943384022007-08-20T07:45:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:10.086-08:00MABINGWA WA MAHESABU NAOMBA MUNIKOKOTOLEE HILO APOMAHESABU BADO YANANISHINDA APO JUU KIDOGO NAANZA KUPATA PICHA, TUENDELEE KIPENGELE CHA PILI, NAKUMBUKA MWALIMU WANGU WA MSINGI MAMA MBIYALU ALINISISITIZA SANA KWAMBA KWENYE MAHESABU SOLUTION NDIO YENYE MAKSI NYINGI SASA UYU JAMAA KAONA AFAFANUE KIMAHESABU INAKUWAJE? AJATAKA KUTOA JIBU KWAMBA WOMAN =PROBLEM. TAFAKURI!!!!NA KAMA UNAKUBALIANA NA HILO APO JUU ENDELEA KUKOKOTOA NA HILI APA chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-31916743561611669292007-07-31T02:54:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:10.268-08:00wame kazalisha na haka duhDuniani kuna mambo jamani hivi waweza kusema labda mtoto huyu amepewa mdogowake amshike.Kwa akili ya kawaida mzazi anaye weza kumpa mtoto mdogo kama huyu abebe kichanga kama hicho inawezekana hana uchungu na mwanae. lakini mtoto huyu si tu kama amembeba mtoto mwenzake bali amezaa mtoto mwenzake, haya yametokea uko kericho Kenya kwa mtoto wa miaka kumi aliekuwa akisoma shule ya msingi chemamul. chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-12987504521709731382007-07-26T03:00:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:10.419-08:00Egidio toa maoni kakaEnzi hizooooooo,kaka kitururu naomba unitaftie mashairi ya fool again,yataleta maana apa!chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-8301492468975928342007-07-26T02:55:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:10.632-08:00mabingwa wa rivashadi kwenye sehemu muhimu kama hizo, apo anamaanisha STOP, sasa mwanawani ukipitiliza inakuwaje? duh!chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-73347090004982919092007-07-26T02:45:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:10.741-08:00hatari! hatari!hatariiiiiiii!1wapi hapa jamani!! hapa ni hatari kuliko pale kwa bwana egidio ina kuwajehapo jamaa akiparamia nguzo hilo?chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-71653864940713665072007-07-25T07:48:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:10.879-08:00duh mambo manane musiyoyajua kuhusu mimikaka kitururu kani tag na kaniomba mambo nane muhimu wasiyojulikana kuhusu mimi.labda la kwanza nihili na ingawa silipendi lakini ninalo, sijui kukasirika ingawa nauzika,kuonyesha hali ya kukasirika nashindwa nabaki naumia moyoni.napenda muziki, napenda kuimba ila siwezi kushika mashairi,napenda usingizi ila sipendi kulala,sipendi kung'atwa na mbu ila ni mvivu wa kushusha net,nina huruma sana,chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-58134193756336019192007-07-19T04:49:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:11.248-08:00simu za mkononi na masharti yake wanasema tutumie sikio la kushoto kusikilizia simu za mkononi, wakimaanisha kuna madhara ya kutumia sikio la kulia kwa matumizi hayo, bado haijaniingia akilini, naomba kufaamishwa,nawasilishachemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-74493539558405277882007-07-05T08:05:00.001-07:002007-07-05T08:05:16.757-07:00TEMBO WA NGORONGORO Tanzania tumejaliwa vivutio vingi vya asili lakini bado atujafaidi matunda yatokanayo na mazao haya ya asili.chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-3128476648547293112007-06-15T06:29:00.000-07:002007-06-15T06:49:10.505-07:00WEWE MZAZI UKIJIONA UNAAKILI BASI KUNA WAJANJA ZAIDI YAKO, ILIMRADI TU WAPENDE KIBINT CHAKORead this "Hate Letter". It is so funny and creative. This is alove letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's fatherdoes not like him and want them stop their relationship......andso.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl. he knows that the girl'sfather will definitely read this letter.......1 "The great love that I have for you2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you3 grows every day.chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-4506961408475843532007-06-12T03:51:00.000-07:002007-06-12T04:02:54.507-07:00DUH! BORA KUJIAJIRI NINGEFUGA RASTA KAMA NDESANJO KULIKO MAMBO KAMA HAYA1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume youare doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise. 2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, sothat you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do notneed a pay raise.3. If you dress just right, you are right chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-84917847279908445342007-06-01T08:45:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:11.396-08:00patakuwa hapatoshiyamebaki masaa machache vijana wa JK11 watakapopambana na simba wa teranga, tuungane pamoja kuishangilia na kuiombea timu yetu iweze kushinda mpambano wa kesho, Mungu Ibariki Tanzania ,MUngu ibariki Timu yetu ya Taifa.chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-14811543972656691552007-06-01T08:38:00.000-07:002007-06-01T08:42:46.050-07:00Tafsiri nyingine ya globalizationBwana egidio wakati umetoa hoja yako kuusu utandawazi ckupata muda kuchangia, nazani utakuwa ushapata mjibu, lakini sio mbaya kama utapata tafsiri nyingine isiyo rasimi kuusu utandawazi. embu endelea kuisoma ..QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization? ANSWER: Princess Diana's death.QUESTION: How come? ANSWER: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-33686198160927584912007-05-31T22:48:00.001-07:002007-05-31T22:48:33.942-07:00style yao kivyaovyao vijana wa chemical romance Teenagers wakipaform nimependa style yao chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-88460996357963788992007-05-30T08:28:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:11.563-08:00nikiwa mo town ,muji kasoro baharinajuwa ni wengi hatukupata muda wa kuagana lakini nduguzangu napenda mujue kwamba kwa sasa nimepata makazi ya kudumu morogoro, kwa muliopo morogoro tutaftane. chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-12065602036232039462007-05-30T07:56:00.000-07:002008-12-09T13:47:11.801-08:00Wabongo tunatoka tu!!!!!!!!! hatimaye mlimbwende wa Tanzania kwenye kinyang'anyiro cha kumtafuta mlimbwende wa wa dunia {miss universe 2007} ametutoa watanzania na waafrika kwa ujumla, kuwa baina ya walimbwende kumi bora duniani si jambo la kupuuzia ni jambo la kumpongeza na kumtakia mafanikio katika fani hii ya ulimbwende, ingawaje katika mahojiano aliyofanya kule mexico alisistiza kuwa ndoto zake ni kuwa injinia si chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1163843178480231702006-11-18T01:38:00.000-08:002006-11-18T01:46:18.490-08:00Mkoa mpya wa magereza Tanzaniaule mkoa ulio ibuka Tanzania hivi majuzi umeweka sheria mpya za barabarani, mkuu wamkoa wa magereza bwana dito na kamanda wake wa mkoa bwana Zombe wametia saini kupitisha sheria hizo, baathi ni kama hiyo apo juu.chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1162979218435706762006-11-08T01:36:00.000-08:002006-11-08T01:46:58.476-08:00nafasi za kazi bongomuliopo ugaibuni rudini bongo kuna nafasi nyeti za kazi, mwingine ndio huyo kajiachisha, mtoto wamjini Dito, naogopa wasije waka m Sadam, ingawaje sadamu hawakumtendea hakichemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1162976944195895532006-11-08T00:33:00.000-08:002006-11-08T01:09:04.253-08:00wametuletea kachumbari sasamambo yamekucha bongo, kwa huduma za mawasiliano bongo inakuja juu, kama uliondoka miezi michache iliyopita ukija utabaki ukishangaa mambo kiulayaulaya, walitupatia huduma za GPRS kwenye simu zetu tigo na celtel,tigo na maanisha iliyokuwa ikiitwa mobitel tz,tunaweza kupata huduma za internate kwa kutumia simu na zaidi wamekuja jamaa wa kachumbari watembelee uone vinogesho kwa watumiaji wa simu zachemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1162974246061837092006-11-08T00:12:00.000-08:002006-11-08T00:24:06.070-08:00SIFA ZA KIJINGA!!!!chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1162973423685489382006-11-08T00:00:00.000-08:002006-11-08T00:10:23.696-08:00Sii MABUZI tena, sasa ni ATMNazungumzia jina jipya kabisa la wanaume wakware maarufu kwa kuhonga zamani wakiitwa mabuzi sasa hivi ATM. ATM ni mashine maalumu za benki za kutumia umeme ambazo hutumika kuchukulia fedha saa yoyote na mahali popote ilipo, ilimradi una akaunti na kadi husika. Nilikuwa kwenye bar moja marufu hapa town na jirani yangu walikaa wanawake wawili wakiwa wanakunywa maji ya chupa kwa muda mrefu. wenyewe chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1158753265776506842006-09-20T04:45:00.000-07:002006-09-20T04:54:25.776-07:00MR EBO ALISEMA MBADO HAJAWAI KUONAself conteiner ndani ni choo cha shimo...mbado! kondoo anaye rembua!!! mbado!!!!!!! sasa hiyo cha mtoto. umewahi kuona karoti yenye mahips? na bata akimpanda kuku? basi leo ona hiyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1158752652265846492006-09-20T04:36:00.000-07:002006-09-20T04:44:12.276-07:00SABABU ZA TSUNAMI INASEMEKANA NI HAWA APAKUTOKANA NA UZITO KUPITA KIASI INA SEMEKANA WALICHANGIA KUTOKEA KWA TSUNAMI, JE WEWE UNAUNGA MKONO????chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1158236937437498702006-09-14T04:45:00.000-07:002006-09-14T05:28:59.883-07:00hii ni zaidi ya mapanki tulivyoambiwa tunakula mapanki tulikataa na kumlaani hurbet sauper lakini minaona hii ni kashfa mbaya zaidi ya mapanki, mwenzangu unasemaje apo?chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1158234201386336162006-09-14T04:36:00.000-07:002006-09-14T04:43:21.386-07:00aliye kuja miaka ya tisini hata amini, miaka kumi ijayo mambo yatakuwaje?Jamani eh,Hivi kuna mtu ashawahi kukaa na kufikiri miaka michache ijayo mambo yatakuwaje??? Hebu kwa mfano mwaka 2016 twaweza shuhudia yafuatayo hapa Tanzania:1) Wakati huo dawa ya ukimwi ishapatikana, mtu unaenda ofisini baada ya kutokuwepo kwa takriban majuma mawili. Bila shida unaongea na bosi wako huku ukimueleza..."Bosi, yaani ka-ukimwi kalinitandika vibaya sana last week" halafu sijui kwa chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1158231366785764802006-09-14T03:43:00.000-07:002006-09-14T03:56:06.820-07:00kikwete akichukua uzoefu kwa maveterani Atawazee wakikutana mahali awakosi utani, hapo wanaonekana maraisi wastaafu mzee ruksa, ukweli na uwazi na kasi mpya wakibadilishana mawazo, maneno yaliopo chini yasichukuliwe maanani ni utani tu uliopandikizwa.chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1146216868210973882006-04-28T02:32:00.000-07:002006-04-28T02:34:28.223-07:00How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.Your$ $incerely,The next day, you received this letter of chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1134726452186799732005-12-16T01:31:00.000-08:002005-12-16T01:47:32.200-08:00UNAJUA CHAKULA NI DAWA? SOMA HAPAHEADACHE? EAT FISH!Eat plenty of Fish - Fish oil helps prevent headaches. So does Ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!Eat lots of Yogurt before pollen season. Also eat honey from your area (local region) daily.TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of Tea. (actually, Tea suppresses appetite and keeps the chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1130745602898554322005-10-30T23:58:00.002-08:002005-10-31T00:00:02.900-08:00check this"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1130745593998121772005-10-30T23:58:00.001-08:002005-10-30T23:59:54.010-08:00check this"Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1129618367973705572005-10-17T23:48:00.000-07:002005-10-17T23:52:47.973-07:00have oral sex at XXX stage showTwo members of the audience attending "the most explicit sex show ever staged in Britain" have reportedly had oral sex in an aisle of the theatre.Tuesday's opening night at Riverside Studios had already caused controversy for featuring some of the most explicit scenes ever seen on a British stage.The London Evening Standard reported a man in the audience was given oral sex by one of the actresseschemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1129617977717251292005-10-17T23:33:00.000-07:002005-10-17T23:46:17.726-07:00Teenagers arrested for playing football with human skullPolice in Honduras have arrested three teenagers who were playing football with a human skull.They had painted the skull black and written lyrics from a pop song on it, reports Terra Noticias Populares.Police in Tegucigalpa believe the trio stole the skull from a grave after attending a funeral at the local cemetery.A police spokesman said: "They had no shame in using it to play football."The chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1127745828146392232005-09-26T07:14:00.000-07:002005-09-26T07:43:48.163-07:00hey everyone....True Friend A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty He said, "No She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said, "No She then asked him if she were to leave, would he cry, and once again he replied with a "No She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said You're not pretty, you're beautiful I don't want to be chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1126511548099768932005-09-12T00:52:00.000-07:002005-09-12T00:52:28.103-07:00ngoma.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } ngoma, originally uploaded by rayu911. niliikuta hii maha lui fulani naona ina kufaa take carechemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1126165781584699302005-09-08T00:44:00.000-07:002005-09-08T00:49:41.593-07:00Birthday -> Colour -> NatureDecember 23rd - January 1st Red January 2nd - January 11th Orange January 12th - January 24th Yellow January 25th - February 3 Pink February 4th - February 8th Blue February 9th - February 18th Green February 19th - February 28th Brown March1st - Match 10th Aqua March 11 - March 20th Lime March 21 st Black March 22 nd - March 31st Purple April 1st - April 10th Navy April 11th - April 20th Silver chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1126164193797120882005-09-08T00:23:00.000-07:002005-09-08T00:23:13.803-07:00Arts in moscow.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Arts in moscow, originally uploaded by rayu911. chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1126162269768331732005-09-07T23:51:00.000-07:002005-09-07T23:51:09.773-07:00my photo.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } my photo, originally uploaded by rayu911. chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1126159423384743742005-09-07T23:01:00.000-07:002005-09-07T23:03:43.390-07:00mambo ya tafiti( fact tupu)1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stopproducing tears. Try it next time you chop onions!!!!!!!!!!2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.5. The average person's field of chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1126158462170980222005-09-07T22:38:00.000-07:002005-09-07T22:48:50.023-07:00Hatari za kupiga simu kwa more subscribersJamaa mmoja ambaye ni mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwaya mawasiliano alikaribishwa kutoa speech katikatamasha moja la vijana lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusukujiepusha na vitendo vyenye kuweza kusababishamaradhi ya kisasa.Speech ya mkurugenzi huyuilinukuliwa kama ifuatavyo;Hali ni ngumu sana vijana kwa sababu kila mmojaanataka kuonja uzuri wa maisha ya kisasa. Mtandao waugonjwa huu ni mkubwa,mimi chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1125991184102467752005-09-06T00:15:00.001-07:002005-09-06T00:19:44.106-07:00UMEYASIKIA YA ARUSHA MAMBO YA WAWEKEZAJI AYOMwekezaji anapotoa kibano kwa Polisi Meneja Mkuu wa zamani wa TanzaniteOne anayesota lupango baada ya kutoa mashambulizi na kibano kikali kwa OCD atapimwa kwanza akili yake kujua utimamu wa akili yake. Mtuhumiwa huyo Joseph Kimble alitoa kibano cha aibu kwa kibosile wa polisi ambacho hakikutarajiwa baada ya Maafisa hao kumzukia katika Ofisi za mauzo ya tanzanite za Hakika Trading Company wiki chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1125906283102134522005-09-05T00:40:00.000-07:002005-09-05T01:20:36.560-07:00MAMBO YA KATRINA UNAYAONAGazeti la washingpost limeandika hivi kuhusu Kimbunga cha Katrina:WASHINGTON - President Bush's decision to put thousands of active-duty soldiers and Marines on Hurricane Katrina relief duty adds a new dimension to the enormous strain on the military from wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.Senior military officers said Saturday they have plenty of troops to handle their wide range of missions at home chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1125905551904814502005-09-05T00:24:00.000-07:002005-09-05T00:32:31.903-07:00MAREKANI KAMA DARFUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1chemshabongohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16282611677817146875noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12865948.post-1116315361898122602005-05-17T00:34:00.000-07:002005-05-17T00:36:01.903-07:00HII WAPI?KILIMANJARO YA ZAMANI HI WAPI? 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