Read this "Hate Letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a
love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father
does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and
so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl. he knows that the girl's
father will definitely read this letter.......
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the
boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to
read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd Numbers) So. Please try reading it
again! It's so sweet....
Friday, June 15, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
DUH! BORA KUJIAJIRI NINGEFUGA RASTA KAMA NDESANJO KULIKO MAMBO KAMA HAYA
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume youare doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, sothat you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do notneed a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be andtherefore you do not need a pay raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Holiday Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Compassionate Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch break and subsequently leave one hour early. Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now astrict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper rollwill retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture willbe taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the companynotice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under thecompany's mental health policy. Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so thatthey can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal tomaintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the timeneeded to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations,contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, sothat you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do notneed a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be andtherefore you do not need a pay raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Holiday Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Compassionate Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch break and subsequently leave one hour early. Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now astrict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper rollwill retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture willbe taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the companynotice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under thecompany's mental health policy. Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so thatthey can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal tomaintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the timeneeded to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations,contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere
Friday, June 01, 2007
patakuwa hapatoshi
yamebaki masaa machache vijana wa JK11 watakapopambana na simba wa teranga, tuungane pamoja kuishangilia na kuiombea timu yetu iweze kushinda mpambano wa kesho, Mungu Ibariki Tanzania ,MUngu ibariki Timu yetu ya Taifa.
Tafsiri nyingine ya globalization
Bwana egidio wakati umetoa hoja yako kuusu utandawazi ckupata muda kuchangia, nazani utakuwa ushapata mjibu, lakini sio mbaya kama utapata tafsiri nyingine isiyo rasimi kuusu utandawazi. embu endelea kuisoma ..
QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
ANSWER: Princess Diana's death.QUESTION: How come? ANSWER: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. U saw it over the TV through CNN based in Atlanta with its satelites in Hawaii presented by an a Khazikistan presenter, anchored by an Indian at 6pm Greenwhich Meriadian time.This is sent to you by an African, using Bill Gate’s (an american) technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked by Nigerian illegals, later shiped by Italians (mediterano shiping)
received in Tanzania ports, by South African (T-Scan) sold to you by Chinese in Tanzania....!
That, my friend, is Globalization…!!!!
QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
ANSWER: Princess Diana's death.QUESTION: How come? ANSWER: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. U saw it over the TV through CNN based in Atlanta with its satelites in Hawaii presented by an a Khazikistan presenter, anchored by an Indian at 6pm Greenwhich Meriadian time.This is sent to you by an African, using Bill Gate’s (an american) technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked by Nigerian illegals, later shiped by Italians (mediterano shiping)
received in Tanzania ports, by South African (T-Scan) sold to you by Chinese in Tanzania....!
That, my friend, is Globalization…!!!!
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