Friday, June 01, 2007

Tafsiri nyingine ya globalization

Bwana egidio wakati umetoa hoja yako kuusu utandawazi ckupata muda kuchangia, nazani utakuwa ushapata mjibu, lakini sio mbaya kama utapata tafsiri nyingine isiyo rasimi kuusu utandawazi. embu endelea kuisoma ..

QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

ANSWER: Princess Diana's death.QUESTION: How come? ANSWER: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. U saw it over the TV through CNN based in Atlanta with its satelites in Hawaii presented by an a Khazikistan presenter, anchored by an Indian at 6pm Greenwhich Meriadian time.This is sent to you by an African, using Bill Gate’s (an american) technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked by Nigerian illegals, later shiped by Italians (mediterano shiping)

received in Tanzania ports, by South African (T-Scan) sold to you by Chinese in Tanzania....!


That, my friend, is Globalization…!!!!

1 comment:

Egidio Ndabagoye said...

Duh! hii kali