before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see
everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.

Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying, "just take care of my eyes dear."

This is how human brain changes when the status changed. Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations.

Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.
Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn't clean or
sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive - Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job -Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around.


Life is a gift, Live it, Enjoy it,
Celebrate it, And fulfill it.

mdahalo wa familia unapozua mzozo

Siku mtu na mkewe walikuwa wanabishana ni nani muoga
kuliko mwenziwe,mume anasema mke muoga na mke anasema
mume muoga ndipo walipoamua kuwauliza watoto wao


Baba =Naomba kuwauliza ni na nani kati ya mimi na mama yenu mwoga zaidi


Mtoto 1=mama mwoga sababu anaogopa hata kutoka nje usiku wakati baba akiwa amesafiri


Mtoto 2=Baba ndio muoga zaidi maana anaogopa kulala peke yake mama kama siku akiondoka anamuita Msichana wakazi analala nae.

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2 the most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3 . The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4 . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5 . There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6 . TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7 . Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath ..
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9 . It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11 . It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12 . The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14 . Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.
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15.

11 x 11=121

111 x111=12321

1111x1111=1234321

11111x11111=123454321

111111x111111=12345654321

1111111x1111111=1234567654321

111111111x111111111=123456787654321

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23 . Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25 . In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26 . On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27 . Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30 . The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31 . The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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34 . The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36 . Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Knowledge is to be shared & enjoyed

NI KWELI HIZI NDIO TABIA ZA WANAWAKE WA MAKABILA HAYA?

CHAGGA WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance the whole night. You have to buy her credit, to organize for the second date.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance to the whole night. You exchange your expensive phone with her nokia.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She tells you she is engaged and you are a kyasaka

ZIGUA/ DIGO WOMEN

First date: She wants your home address
Second date: She comes home for the date with her brother (who is looking for a job)
Third date: She ends at the door, her mother is waiting
Fourth date: You have sex and she tells you she is pregnant and want you to take her and her baby

WAHAYA WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk as you dance to Saida Karoli and later have sex.

SUKUMA WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a movie and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes ugali and chicken.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
4th Anniversary: You already have 3 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
5th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

HEHE WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Guinness, and have sex in the back of your car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you get to eat rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice before you met her .

ZARAMO WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her dinner, but you realize nothing is going to happen.
Second date: You wait for her in the same restaurant but she gets lost on the way.
Third date: She does not even remember to pick your calls.

NYAKYUSA WOMEN
First date: After a date of drinking several bottles of Fanta, you get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

ZANZIBARI WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

MAASAI WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

MAKONDE WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night and you get to ask her, her name

PARE WOMEN
First date: She wants sex, no food or drink
Second date: She wants more sex
Third date: She only wants ..apanimefuta

Binadamu sasa tunatia kichefchefu

Real disgusting news happened in Palpa , Nepal yesterday evening.
Mother wants to eat meat and she cut her own child.
Unfortunately she was caught before she cooked the child.

habari hii inasikitisha na inaogopesha nitaiondoa hapa baada ya muda

NILIKUWA KWENYE MAOMBOLEZO

ingawa sikuwashirikisha lakini sivibaya kama mkijuwa kwamba nilikuwa kwenye maombolezo ya rafiki yangu mpendwa na dada yangu kipenzi prisca Nkanyila aliye fariki kwa matatizo ya figo. ni kifo ambacho kimeniuma sana ukizingatia alikuwa bado mschana mdogo ambaye taifa lilikuwa likisubiria mchango wake.vilevile ni pigo kubwa kwa familia yake ukizingatia baba yake mzazi mzee nkanyila alifariki miezi miwili iliyo pita. alikuwa mwaka wa pili katika chuo kikuu cha ushirika moshi. pamoja na kugharimu figo yamdogo wake na kupelekwa matibauni nchini India bado mungu alimuhitaji zaidi. niliahidi kuiweka picha ya prisca nkanyila hapa sasa sikufanikiwa kuipata aliyo piga mwenyewe.kwa kumtambua prisca ni aliye vaa blauz ya bluu au wa3 toka kulia.

bongo forum

inawezekana umekuwa ukingojea hoja mbalimbali nzito ziihusuyo nchi yetu kwa kusubiri magazeti ya kuhabarishe, kama ujuavyo vyombo vya habari kama magazeti,radio na television vipo sana sana kwa kufanya biashara hivyo vimekuwa vikiangalia ni upande upi viegemee ili viweze kuuzika,vile vile kutokana na ushabiki wa baadhi ya wahandishi au itikadi zao za kisiasa vimekuwa vikitoa habari pasina uwazi unao takinika kwa kuhofia kushtakiwa au kufungiwa kujihusisha na masuala haya ya habari.
kukua kwa teknologia ya habari haswa kwa njia ya mtandao kumeleta fursa ya wanahabari wenye uchungu wa nchi yao kuweza kutoa habari bila ya mipaka ya kuofia chochote kuzuiliwa kwa njia yeyote.
nakumbuka dr slaa alipotoa majina ya walanchi magazeti mengi hayakuweza kumnukuu dr slaa na kutuacha hewani bila ya kututajia majina ya walanchi kama alivyo yataja dr slaa pale jangwani,
kwa mara ya kwanza nilikuja kuyaona majina baada yakupitia blog ya bwana Ansbet Nguruma
sasa basi labda ni usha mba wangu au sijui nijiiteje kwa kuchelewa kuujua mtandao wa bongoforum sasa kama nawewe ujawahi kuupitia jaribu leo naamini utakuwa hubanduki apa

Bobby Lashley vs John Cena part1

did you know?

pitia hapo ujue zaidi

Nikiwa na baathi ya watendaji wenzangu

Wadau wa kitanzania wanaosaka nondo nchini Algeria

hawa ni jamaa kutoka bongo waliopo algeria wakisaka nondo za udaktari wa binadamu. wanafurahia baada ya kutembelewa na waziri wa sayansi technologia na elimu ya juu Bwana peter msolwa hayupo pichani.mliopo ughaibuni utajiskiaje waziri wako wa nchi anapokuja kuwajulia hali ilihali mpo ugenini? bwana Egidio ingekuwa wewe ungejiskiaje kumwana waziriwako wa elimu anakutembelea chuoni apo india?

Bithaa kutoka China

jamani kuna tetesi kuwa baadhi ya bithaa kutoka china zipo sokono kwa behi rahisi lakini inasemekana zina madhara kwa afya ya binadamu kitururu kaliongelea hili, Wito wangu kwa watanzania tushtuke kabla majanga haya ya kutengenezwa na wenzetu hayajatukuta

ivi ni kweli huu ndio ugonjwa ulio muua dada amina?

Ugonjwa huu mpya ambao aliugua Bi. Chifupa na uliosababisha mauti yake kwa
jina la kitaalamu hujulikana kama Uumbuajiasis Viongozitanzanialitis Hadharanium.

Ugonjwa huu unatokana na kufuatilia mambo ya serikali na viongozi kwa karibu kiasi cha kutaka kuweka ubovu wao hadharani.

Dalili kuu za ugonjwa huu ni hizi:

1.Kupenda nchi zaidi kuliko chama

2.Kuwa tayari kutetea mali ya Taifa na kuilinda mali hiyo

3.Kutoogopa yatakayokukuta

4.Kuanza kuweka hadharani ubovu na siri za viongozi hasa kwa jamaa yako wa karibu

5.Kutosikiliza ushauri wa kutakiwa kukaa kimya na wakubwa wako

6.Kuwa kimbelembele kuzungumza na kukemea maovu kila upatapo nafasi

7.Kuwa mtetezi wa Katiba na mkosoaji wa jamii

8.Kutolegeza msimamo hadi kifo.

Maambukizi:
Ugonjwa huu unaambukiza watu wachache kwani watu wengi wameshapatiwa kinga yake. Kwa wale wanaombukizwa wanafanya hivyo zaidi kwa kusoma habari za ufisadi, rushwa, na ubadhirifu katika serikali yao. Kwa kupitia mitandao, vitabu, na vyombo vya habari virusi vya ugonjwa huu vinajipenyeza katika akili za watu na kusababisha kusisimka kwa ubongo. Wale waliombukizwa ugonjwa huu hujikuta wakitafuta habari za kila namna na kushiriki mijadala yenye kutafakari mustakabali wa Taifa lao.

Kinga:
Ugonjwa huu kinga yake kubwa hujulikana kwa kitaalamu kama Mrungura. Kinga hii hutolewa kwa wale wote wenye kuanza kuonesha dalili za kukumbwa na ugonjwa huu. Kinga hii huwekwa kwenye mabenki na maofisi mbalimbali ili kuzuia viongozi wakubwa wasipatwe na virusi vya ugonjwa huu. Kinga hii pia hufanya kazi kwa wale walioanza kuonesha dalili kama kina Phillip Marmo, Chrisant Mzindakaya n.k Pindi mtu akishapatiwa kinga hii HAWEZI kuipinga serikali!

Tiba:
Hadi hivi sasa ugonjwa huu hauna tiba ya uhakika kwani wale ambao wameshaugua kwa muda mrefu hawako tayari kutibiwa kwani wanaona wanaishi vizuri tu na ugonjwa huu.

Karantini:
Pindi baadhi ya wakubwa wakiona kuna mtu ambaye amefikia hatua ya juu kabisa ya ugonjwa huu basi kwa mbinu wanazozijua wenyewe wanamkarantini, na wakati mwingine anakuwa katika hali hiyo ya kutengwa hadi kifo ili asiendelee kuwaambukiza watu wengine.

Tahadhari:
Kwa vile ugonjwa huu ni wa hatari, watu wabadhirifu, wezi wa mali ya umma, walaghai, na mafisadi hawawezi kuustahimili. Ugonjwa huu ni kinyume kabisa na watu hawa hivyo kamahutaki kuambuzizwa hakikisha unaendelea kujikita katika katika vitendo viovu vya kuharibu mali za umma na kuivunja vunja nchi huku ukishiriki katika kumegeana hadhina ya Taifa. Kwa vile ugonjwa huu unaendelea kuambukiza taratibu, kuna kila dalili hapo ulipo UNAISHI NA MUATHIRIKA

NIMEPATA BONGE LA MCHONGO UMASKINI BYEBYEEEE

From the desk of Dr Boniface Ambrose.
Bill and Exchange manager in.
foreign remittance department.
Group bank of Africa .
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

Dear Friend.

I am the manager of bill and exchange of the foreign remittance department,(B.O.A) bank of Africa Burkina Faso,

Sir i am trusting this transaction to you buy faith and hope you will handle this business without betrayed me at the end when the fund enter into your personal bank account ? in my department we discovered an abandoned sum of us $10.m (ten million us dollars ) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in January 12th 2000 in a plane crash with (Kenya air line) in cote d'voire, Abidjan since we got information about his death , we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim this money because we can not release it to any person unless somebody apply to the bank as a next of kin or relation to the deceased customer as it is indicated in our banking guidelines and laws ,unfortunately , we discovered that the only next of kin died alongside with him a political problem being his only daughter left nobody or relation for claim.

it is therefore upon this discovery i decided to make this business proposal to you as a foreigner and for you to stand as the next of kin or a relation to deceased person for and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for the claim and i don't want this money to go into the bank's treasury as unclaimed bill fund .

the request of a foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasion the fact that the customer is a foreigner ,and a Burkinabe can cannot stand as a next of kin to a foreigner that is the reason i need your help and assistance as a foreigner to stand and claim this money into your personal bank account is for the both benefit ,and i also agree that 40% of this money will be for your as foreigner partner in respect to the provision of a foreign account , 60% will be for me thereafter, i will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage involved as indicated ,to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your private bank account you have to apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin to the deceased customer ok
.
This is my request from you to enable me know that you will not betrayed me when this fund enter into your bank account in your country ,so i want you to send to me your full dates as stated below.

YOUR FULL NAME
YOUR HOME ADDRESS .
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
YOUR OCCUPATION
YOUR AGE
YOUR NATIONALITY

Upon receipt of your reply , i will send to you the text of the application that you will use to apply to the bank as the really next of kin to this fund, i will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100%hitch free and do not entertain any fear as all required arrangement has been made for the transfer .
Waiting to hear from you as soon as possible .

Best regards
Dr Boniface Ambrose.

MABINGWA WA MAHESABU NAOMBA MUNIKOKOTOLEE HILO APO

MAHESABU BADO YANANISHINDA APO JUU KIDOGO NAANZA KUPATA PICHA, TUENDELEE KIPENGELE CHA PILI, NAKUMBUKA MWALIMU WANGU WA MSINGI MAMA MBIYALU ALINISISITIZA SANA KWAMBA KWENYE MAHESABU SOLUTION NDIO YENYE MAKSI NYINGI SASA UYU JAMAA KAONA AFAFANUE KIMAHESABU INAKUWAJE? AJATAKA KUTOA JIBU KWAMBA WOMAN =PROBLEM. TAFAKURI!!!!NA KAMA UNAKUBALIANA NA HILO APO JUU ENDELEA KUKOKOTOA NA HILI APA

wame kazalisha na haka duh

Duniani kuna mambo jamani hivi waweza kusema labda mtoto huyu amepewa mdogowake amshike.Kwa akili ya kawaida mzazi anaye weza kumpa mtoto mdogo kama huyu abebe kichanga kama hicho inawezekana hana uchungu na mwanae. lakini mtoto huyu si tu kama amembeba mtoto mwenzake bali amezaa mtoto mwenzake, haya yametokea uko kericho Kenya kwa mtoto wa miaka kumi aliekuwa akisoma shule ya msingi chemamul. naona haya ni baathi ya maajabu ya East Africa.

Egidio toa maoni kaka

Enzi hizooooooo,kaka kitururu naomba unitaftie mashairi ya fool again,yataleta maana apa!

mabingwa wa rivas

hadi kwenye sehemu muhimu kama hizo, apo anamaanisha STOP, sasa mwanawani ukipitiliza inakuwaje? duh!

hatari! hatari!hatariiiiiiii!1

wapi hapa jamani!! hapa ni hatari kuliko pale kwa bwana egidio ina kuwajehapo jamaa akiparamia nguzo hilo?

duh mambo manane musiyoyajua kuhusu mimi

kaka kitururu kani tag na kaniomba mambo nane muhimu wasiyojulikana kuhusu mimi.
labda la kwanza nihili na ingawa silipendi lakini ninalo, sijui kukasirika ingawa nauzika,kuonyesha hali ya kukasirika nashindwa nabaki naumia moyoni.
napenda muziki, napenda kuimba ila siwezi kushika mashairi,
napenda usingizi ila sipendi kulala,
sipendi kung'atwa na mbu ila ni mvivu wa kushusha net,
nina huruma sana,
kupiga kibuti siwezi, napataga shida sana hapa ila napenda kukutanamarafiki wapya,
napenda sana pombe ila sipendi kulewa,
napenda kuandikiwa barua , sms kwenye simu ila mvivu kujibu.
ayo ni baathi tu ya yale ambayo amyajui kuhusu mimi, ok namimi naomba niwakandamizie na mimi nana watuambie mambo nane tusiyo yajua kuhusu wao
wa kwanza ni
1.mjegwa
2.mwaipopo
3.chedieli
3.luihamu
4.damija
5.chemi chemponda
6.da'mija
7.father kidevu
8.miruko
nawasubiria kwa hamu wandugu!

simu za mkononi na masharti yake

wanasema tutumie sikio la kushoto kusikilizia simu za mkononi, wakimaanisha kuna madhara ya kutumia sikio la kulia kwa matumizi hayo, bado haijaniingia akilini, naomba kufaamishwa,
nawasilisha

TEMBO WA NGORONGORO

Tanzania tumejaliwa vivutio vingi vya asili lakini bado atujafaidi matunda yatokanayo na mazao haya ya asili.

WEWE MZAZI UKIJIONA UNAAKILI BASI KUNA WAJANJA ZAIDI YAKO, ILIMRADI TU WAPENDE KIBINT CHAKO

Read this "Hate Letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a
love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father
does not like him and want them stop their relationship......and
so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl. he knows that the girl's
father will definitely read this letter.......

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the
boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to
read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd Numbers) So. Please try reading it
again! It's so sweet....

DUH! BORA KUJIAJIRI NINGEFUGA RASTA KAMA NDESANJO KULIKO MAMBO KAMA HAYA

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume youare doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, sothat you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do notneed a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be andtherefore you do not need a pay raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Holiday Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Compassionate Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch break and subsequently leave one hour early. Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now astrict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper rollwill retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture willbe taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the companynotice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under thecompany's mental health policy. Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so thatthey can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal tomaintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the timeneeded to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations,contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere

patakuwa hapatoshi

yamebaki masaa machache vijana wa JK11 watakapopambana na simba wa teranga, tuungane pamoja kuishangilia na kuiombea timu yetu iweze kushinda mpambano wa kesho, Mungu Ibariki Tanzania ,MUngu ibariki Timu yetu ya Taifa.

Tafsiri nyingine ya globalization

Bwana egidio wakati umetoa hoja yako kuusu utandawazi ckupata muda kuchangia, nazani utakuwa ushapata mjibu, lakini sio mbaya kama utapata tafsiri nyingine isiyo rasimi kuusu utandawazi. embu endelea kuisoma ..

QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

ANSWER: Princess Diana's death.QUESTION: How come? ANSWER: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. U saw it over the TV through CNN based in Atlanta with its satelites in Hawaii presented by an a Khazikistan presenter, anchored by an Indian at 6pm Greenwhich Meriadian time.This is sent to you by an African, using Bill Gate’s (an american) technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked by Nigerian illegals, later shiped by Italians (mediterano shiping)

received in Tanzania ports, by South African (T-Scan) sold to you by Chinese in Tanzania....!


That, my friend, is Globalization…!!!!

style yao kivyaovyao

vijana wa chemical romance Teenagers wakipaform nimependa style yao

nikiwa mo town ,muji kasoro bahari

najuwa ni wengi hatukupata muda wa kuagana lakini nduguzangu napenda mujue kwamba kwa sasa nimepata makazi ya kudumu morogoro, kwa muliopo morogoro tutaftane.

Wabongo tunatoka tu!!!!!!!!!

hatimaye mlimbwende wa Tanzania kwenye kinyang'anyiro cha kumtafuta mlimbwende wa wa dunia {miss universe 2007} ametutoa watanzania na waafrika kwa ujumla, kuwa baina ya walimbwende kumi bora duniani si jambo la kupuuzia ni jambo la kumpongeza na kumtakia mafanikio katika fani hii ya ulimbwende, ingawaje katika mahojiano aliyofanya kule mexico alisistiza kuwa ndoto zake ni kuwa injinia si kumbuki wa fani gani, hongera sana Flavian Matata, tunategemea utazidi kung'ara na kutupaisha katika anga za kimataifa ukishiriana na waliokutangulia.naamini ulistahili kufika zaidi ya hapo.habari zaidi bofya hapa